Welcome to the $Sephora backrooms
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CAM 04
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Mall wing B · last known position
He only went in for anti-aging cream.
He came out looking 40 years younger and headed straight to his son's school, where the school Chad challenged him to a mog-off aura battle.
But Randy handled it old school.
Why compete over jawlines when you can rearrange one?
The exit was never real— written on the wall in lip liner
The only way in.
Solana · launching on pump.fun · always check the address against our X before you buy.
How to buy
Get a wallet
Install Phantom and write your recovery phrase on paper.
Load SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
Find the door
Open pump.fun, connect your wallet and paste the $Sephora contract address from above.
Step through
Swap SOL for $Sephora. The lights flicker once. Welcome to Level 0.
It just takes you back to the start. It always does. Might as well join the others.
$Sephora is a meme coin made for entertainment. It has no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. This is a parody and is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Sephora, LVMH, South Park, Comedy Central or Paramount. Nothing here is financial advice. Crypto is volatile — only spend what you can afford to lose.